maria macias

16 years younngg.
| Libra | happily taken |
good vibes ,
my tumblr explains the rest. . .
  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
weedyindeedy:

demondazee:

beyondhighh:

throwingmyparentsoff:

Man, who needs a lighter anyway.

why did i never think of this when i needed a lighter o.O

reblogging for those stoners who ever find themselves without a light jesus christ how did I NOT think of this

lol
Best show ever, period.
I need this in my life
manhattanmidnights:

ipaintyouwings:

causethechicksdigit:


tardismyoldgirl:


diaryofajohnlockian:


iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:


chaise-the-red-nosed-chair:


merriemelodie:



This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.



are we not gonna talk about the fact that the reflection is Ariel and Prince Eric?


Holy shit





wait… but Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959, and The Little Mermaid came out in 1989…. that’s a 30 year foreshadow….


Disney you clever bastards.



oh my gosh